Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Mug
- In stock, ready to ship
- Inventory on the way
- Free Delivery on UK orders over £70
- Discreet Packaging
Sex is overrated when you could have a steaming cup of tea keep you warm at night instead. Let your partner know that he is not getting any tonight by taking this to bed with you when you have run out of other excuses.
The mug measures 90x85mm.
It's microwave and dishwasher safe and comes in a matching cardboard box.
DMM 10
ROYAL MAIL STRIKES DURING NOVEMBER & DECEMBER 2022 WILL DELAY DELIVERIES. THE LATEST UPDATE ON THE STRIKE DATES CAN BE VIEWED HERE.
UK Orders
Takes approximately 1-3 working days to arrive, (but can take longer during busy periods like bank holidays or Pride Month)
Orders under £40 can't be tracked, but do have a barcode on which Royal Mail scan on delivery.
Orders over £40 are sent with full tracking.
International Orders
Some international orders arrive in around 5 days (mostly to Europe) and some take 2 months.
There are also sometimes customs delays.
We can not be held responsible if your order does not arrive for a certain date.
Find out more about deliveries in the UK here.
Find out more about deliveries to the EU here.
Find out more about deliveries to the rest of the world (non-EU) here.
We understand that some people need to be discreet. Everything we send out is in plain packaging with no reference to Gay Pride Shop.
