I've W*nked Off In This Card You're Welcome - Rude Birthday Card.
Well it certainly beats a cheap fiver in the card as in impromptu birthday gift. If the card sticks together when they try and open it they know you're serious too!
This card is blank inside. Its size is 126 x 178mm and it comes packed in a clear bag with an envelope.
Buy this card from us and we'll donate 30% of the profits back to charities that support the LGBT community.