Candy Mints - Sarcasium (Novelty Eye Roll Prevention Pills)
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- All orders sent in 100% Discreet & Plain Packaging
Finally, a remedy for chronic sarcasm sufferers!
Sarcasium is the hilarious mint pill box designed for those who just can’t resist a snarky comment. Packed with “Eye Roll Prevention Pills,” this novelty prescription promises relief from excessive wit and the urge to respond with “Oh, really?” every five seconds.
Each box is filled with refreshing mints cleverly disguised as tablets — because nothing says self-awareness like medicating your own sarcasm. With its witty packaging and brutally honest warnings, Sarcasium is a must-have for any novelty gift range. Perfect for friends, co-workers, or anyone whose humour has gone a little too dry.
Warning: Sarcasium may cause loss of your only personality trait. On the plus side, your friendships might finally be saved (if you’ve got any left).
For UK orders, we use:
- Economy: Royal Mail 48 (Second Class): Average 4-6 working days.
- Standard: Royal Mail 24 (First Class): Average 2-3 working days.
- Tracked24: Royal Mail Tracked24: Average 1-2 working days.
These are estimated timings and may take longer if there are Royal Mail strikes, or during busy periods like Bank Holidays.
We do not offer guaranteed delivery dates and can not be held responsible if your order does take longer.
- Orders under £50 can't be tracked (unless you pay for Tracked24), but do have a barcode on which Royal Mail scan on delivery.
- Orders over £50 are also sent out with full tracking.
We understand that some people need to be discreet. Everything we send out is in plain packaging with no reference to Gay Pride Shop.
