Grow Your Own Hairy Cock
- In stock, ready to ship
- Inventory on the way
- Free Delivery on UK orders over £70
- Discreet Packaging
Give this hilarious gift to a plant loving person who likes to nurture their plants and watch them grow.
This cute Cock will grow grass out of its back after following instructions on the box. Once grown you can trim the Cock regularly and admire it and show your friends how you grew it.
As long as you keep watering and trimming your Cock, it will last for a very long time.
ROYAL MAIL STRIKES DURING NOVEMBER & DECEMBER 2022 WILL DELAY DELIVERIES. THE LATEST UPDATE ON THE STRIKE DATES CAN BE VIEWED HERE.
UK Orders
Takes approximately 1-3 working days to arrive, (but can take longer during busy periods like bank holidays or Pride Month)
Orders under £40 can't be tracked, but do have a barcode on which Royal Mail scan on delivery.
Orders over £40 are sent with full tracking.
International Orders
Some international orders arrive in around 5 days (mostly to Europe) and some take 2 months.
There are also sometimes customs delays.
We can not be held responsible if your order does not arrive for a certain date.
Find out more about deliveries in the UK here.
Find out more about deliveries to the EU here.
Find out more about deliveries to the rest of the world (non-EU) here.
We understand that some people need to be discreet. Everything we send out is in plain packaging with no reference to Gay Pride Shop.
