Candy Mints - Sarcasium (Novelty Eye Roll Prevention Pills)
- In stock, ready to ship
- Inventory on the way
- Free Delivery on UK orders over £70
- Discreet Packaging
Finally, a remedy for chronic sarcasm sufferers!
Sarcasium is the hilarious mint pill box designed for those who just can’t resist a snarky comment. Packed with “Eye Roll Prevention Pills,” this novelty prescription promises relief from excessive wit and the urge to respond with “Oh, really?” every five seconds.
Each box is filled with refreshing mints cleverly disguised as tablets — because nothing says self-awareness like medicating your own sarcasm. With its witty packaging and brutally honest warnings, Sarcasium is a must-have for any novelty gift range. Perfect for friends, co-workers, or anyone whose humour has gone a little too dry.
Warning: Sarcasium may cause loss of your only personality trait. On the plus side, your friendships might finally be saved (if you’ve got any left).
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UK Orders
Takes approximately 1-3 working days to arrive, (but can take longer during busy periods like bank holidays or Pride Month)
Orders under £40 can't be tracked, but do have a barcode on which Royal Mail scan on delivery.
Orders over £40 are sent with full tracking.
International Orders
Some international orders arrive in around 5 days (mostly to Europe) and some take 2 months.
There are also sometimes customs delays.
We can not be held responsible if your order does not arrive for a certain date.
Find out more about deliveries in the UK here.
Find out more about deliveries to the EU here.
Find out more about deliveries to the rest of the world (non-EU) here.
We understand that some people need to be discreet. Everything we send out is in plain packaging with no reference to Gay Pride Shop.
