Would You Like To Come To My Birthday Party? I'd rather Sh*t In My Hands And Clap - Birthday Card
Regular price£3.50
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- Free Delivery on UK orders over £70
- Discreet Packaging
Sometimes the most powerful RSVP is brutal transparency. This birthday card says no to forced fun, fake smiles, and compulsory celebrations — with impressive commitment to the bit. Perfect for anyone who treats social invitations as a hypothetical.
This card is blank inside. Its size is 126 x 178mm and it comes packed in a clear bag with an envelope.
DMU 279
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- Economy: Royal Mail 48 (Second Class): Average 4-6 working days.
- Standard: Royal Mail 24 (First Class): Average 2-3 working days.
- Tracked24: Royal Mail Tracked24: Average 1-2 working days.
These are estimated timings and may take longer if there are Royal Mail strikes, or during busy periods like Bank Holidays.
We do not offer guaranteed delivery dates and can not be held responsible if your order does take longer.
- Orders under £50 can't be tracked (unless you pay for Tracked24), but do have a barcode on which Royal Mail scan on delivery.
- Orders over £50 are also sent out with full tracking.
We understand that some people need to be discreet. Everything we send out is in plain packaging with no reference to Gay Pride Shop.
