Would You Like To Come To My Birthday Party? I'd rather Sh*t In My Hands And Clap - Birthday Card
- In stock, ready to ship
- Inventory on the way
- Free Delivery on UK orders over £70
- Discreet Packaging
Sometimes the most powerful RSVP is brutal transparency. This birthday card says no to forced fun, fake smiles, and compulsory celebrations — with impressive commitment to the bit. Perfect for anyone who treats social invitations as a hypothetical.
This card is blank inside. Its size is 126 x 178mm and it comes packed in a clear bag with an envelope.
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UK Orders
Takes approximately 1-3 working days to arrive, (but can take longer during busy periods like bank holidays or Pride Month)
Orders under £40 can't be tracked, but do have a barcode on which Royal Mail scan on delivery.
Orders over £40 are sent with full tracking.
International Orders
Some international orders arrive in around 5 days (mostly to Europe) and some take 2 months.
There are also sometimes customs delays.
We can not be held responsible if your order does not arrive for a certain date.
Find out more about deliveries in the UK here.
Find out more about deliveries to the EU here.
Find out more about deliveries to the rest of the world (non-EU) here.
We understand that some people need to be discreet. Everything we send out is in plain packaging with no reference to Gay Pride Shop.
